anders was right

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

new pinned post time!!

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🏳️‍⚧️ FTM FAGGOT 💖

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Main fandoms as of March 2023: Disco Elysium, Supernatural, Succession, Ghibli movies

Other things I blog about: my art (painting), my ongoing conversion to Judaism efforts, politics, queer stuff (i try to avoid discourse but it tends to find me), animals doing weird and cute things

You can find pictures of my face on here if you’re diligent enough

I regularly post risque posts so DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU’RE A MINOR. IF YOU’RE A MINOR WHO FOLLOWS ME AND YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANNA SEE, THAT AIN’T ON ME.

I tag for common triggers, but I do not take requests. If you see something that triggers you and you’re concerned you’ll see it again on here, your best bet is to unfollow me. I cannot keep track of every single person’s trigger warning needs.

This is my latest art:

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PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

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The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

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hickeyking

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

lowresolutioncryptid

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

hickeyking

absolutely fucking not.

repair-bear

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

curiositykilledthehermit

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

orc-apologist

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

allegedly-human

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please